HELLno kitty

This is why road accidents happen folks.

Ps. I just hate hello kitty.

low battery

To me, the battery status of our handphone is like a device to test the strength of our heart. Why? Do you guys realized that at one moment when we check our phone, the battery will be half full.

This is god telling us that life is okay...

But then like two hours later, when we check our phone, the battery bar will be in this condition:

Boo.

WTF I TELL YOU. This situation is not fun at all. Especially if that happens at like 1 p.m. and you're only going home at 10 p.m and you have to drive for 30 minutes on the highway before you can reach your house.

You know what could be worse? You, not daring to turn off your handphone because if your mother is about to call you at anytime and if your handphone is switched off, she's gonna think you're the next Canny Ong wtf.

So what can be worse? While you have your handphone with little little battery left, PEOPLE CAN'T STOP CALLING YOU. Never mind right if they are your friends..

BUT it's NOT ALRIGHT if the person who kept calling you spoke in TAMIL asking for hsehfgejfhekfhke.

WTF GOD WTF!!!!!!!!

This is the state of emotion before indian fellow calls three times in a row asking for hsehfgejfhekfhke:



And this is the state of emotion AFTER indian fellow calls three times in a row asking for hsehfgejfhekfhke:




AND WTF JENSON BUTTON IS THE NEW F1 WORLD CHAMPION WTF MY LIFE HAS NO MEANING ANYMORE.

update

Bagtales is updated.

The picture says it all.

Bye bye.

no life update

Hello pomelo!~

It seems that I have gone back to the update-my-blog-once-in-a-blue-moon phase (also known as the might-as-well-not-update-phase) again.

Yep, college life has started to get busy again. Just handed in an assignment today, praying like a mad cow here hoping to get at least 10 marks for it. And this is 10/20 I'm talking here.

It's okay, pink bag is not an ambitious person. Getting at least half of the full marks is more than enough for me. So please god, have mercy on me. (by the way god, if you want to grant me more marks also can, i don't mind 1.. full marks also can wtf)

So what makes me make this update?

Err... guilt. Yeah, people were saying, "Oi update your blog la pink bag." or "Might as well no need to blog la pink bag."

Well, I'm here to show you guys that I am, actually a dedicated blogger... and my mid term break has just started hahahaha.

WHICH MEANS HOLIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!~~

YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!~~

I am sosososososososososo glad for this holiday man~~~

So now, I'm currently waiting for Hitler to finish her class and we're gonna head back to Penang! Yay! And in a few hours time, we're gonna jet off from this country! YAY!

Aiya, it's raining outside la. Really shouldn't have bathe just now. Kena rain just now when I got in, now I'll have to "shower" again later when my Hitler comes and fetch me.

However, by the looks of the jam we faced just now, the journey back to Penang is gonna take at least 5 hours T___T

But it's okay. Pink bag is here to make the day a brighter day (it's already night time la pink bag wtf)

I'm gonna entertain my Hitler from my passenger seat whether she likes it or not. Singing off key, telling her lame stories, jokes she doesn't even want to hear... etc.

And the best part is, I do not have to drive! Huhuhu thank you god finally I don't have to drive. T___T

....the air con here is too cold for my hand to type.

Bye bye!~

vulgar kitty

Last Sunday, Hitler and I went to AEON Bukit Tinggi to rot as usual. We decided to go into a souvenier shop there as I wanted to search for my beloved Kon-sama's plushie.

While we were there, something caught my eye. Or rather, a Hello Kitty lamp caught my eye. A very vulgar one.

Hello. My name is Hello Kitty. F**k you.

To anyone who doesn't get what I'm trying to say, take a look at the following picture.

=O

To those who are very slow out there and still don't get what I'm trying to say, the Hello Kitty in the picture is giving you her middle finger doinks.

But HAHAHAHAHAHA I tell you, this vulgar hello kitty made me laughed like a hyena for so long in that shop, accompanied by Hitler of course.

So guys, be careful when you're getting gifts for your girfriend or she might get the wrong message hahaha and fathers and mothers alike, be careful as well when you're getting lamps for your young daughter as you do not want to teach your daughter general knowledge too fast.

And if anyone is thinking of getting me this hello kitty lamp as a joke, imma break this lamp on your head.


Bye bye.


*** A reminder here. I don't like Hello Kitty. I DESPISE Hello Kitty.

hiro cake

Anyone remembers the Hiro cake??


My sister and I were talking about our childhood food and then both of us realized that we don't see the Hiro cake around anymore! (OH NOES!)

Back then when we were staying with my late grandma, we would always buy (or rather my grandma would buy for us) this Hiro cake from the Indian rotiman. And boy, was the cake delicious!!!

But now I really don't see them around anymore. So, pink bag is on a new mission. A mission to find this Hiro cake.

I've searched the Giant outlet near my college and it doesn't have it =( and I don't think Tesco has it either. But it's okay. Perseverance is the key pink bag!


.... hungry la..

Bye bye!!~

sial-ness continues

About an hour after doing the previous post, I walked into the bathroom and jumped almost 5 inches high into the air.

Why?

Bobby left a little souvenier for me.


At first, I thought it's a cockroach and that's why I jumped so high and almost shrieked like a hyena.

But then I smelled something... something that smells like shit.

BOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M GONNA KILL YOU TOMORROW.

But then, he's toilet trained. That's why I can't do anything. It's just that he didn't complete his lesson.

I'm gonna teach him to climb on top of the toilet bowl to pee/shit and flush.

No joke.